1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up. add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1) Arena ... in my pants.
Sounds action-packed!
- VNV Nation

2) Insolence ... in my pants.
How DARE you!
- Frontline Assembly

2) Memories... in my pants.
Ahhhhhh, the memories.
- Namnambulu

3) Mr. Me... in my pants
Kind of odd, honestly.
- They Might Be Giants

4) Shoehorn with Teeth... in my pants
Shit, I'd do it.
- They Might Be Giants

5) Scream... in my pants
Seems like a bit of a turn-off.
- Birmingham 6

6) Who Do You Think You Are... in my pants
Seriously, just who the hell do you think you are? And for that matter, why are you in my pants?
- Lords of Acid

7) Don't Let's Start (1985 demo version)... in my pants
Yeah, these guys appear muchly in my winamp playlist.
- They Might Be Giants

8) English Garden... in my pants
Well, I feel embarrassed now. Suppose... I'd better go get my razor... and perform some, er... grooming. Essential man-grooming.
- Bruce Woolley and the Camera Club

9) Heart Shaped Tumor... in my pants
That's just frightening. I like it.
- De/Vision

10) Girlfriend in a Coma... in my pants
You're not going to believe how this happened...
- The Smiths

11) Silent Moan in my pants
Sounds like SOMEone needs a VD checkup.
- De/Vision

12) Haunted ... in my pants
Oh dearie dear. This reminded me of Venture Bros.
- The Pogues / Sinead O'Connor

13) See The Constellation in my pants
Let's just say I'm totally going to use this as a pickup line sometime.
- They Might Be Giants

14) Decoy in my pants
Just as you started to think it couldn't possibly get worse.
- Frontline Assembly

15) Stand the Pain in my pants
How do I keep sounding like some STD-ridden steroid freak? wowzers.
- And One